A funny.
I was at The Box on Saturday to see/hang out with Buck Angel, and some guy in an all white suit asked if I worked in finance.
My reply, “Uh, no, I write about porn.”
Cause it's nice to be liked.
But it's better by far to get paid.
The life and times of your very favorite sex writer.
Jun 28
Jun 26
Jun 24
Srsly, guys.
I’m sorry, but expecting all porn to teach people about safer sex is like expecting GTA to teach people about gun safety.
[NB: Porn that’s specifically intended to be educational is excluded from this statement. I’m talking straight up recreational, for entertainment purposes only, wank material.]
Jun 23
Remember, kids: you’re only as worthwhile as the internet says you are.
Jun 21
Discovered: when you google my name, a sponsored link for the Sundance Channel blog (which I write for, duh) comes up.
In other news, my grosstastic scab is almost gone.
In other, other news, I’m typing this on my mother’s computer, which I am borrowing while mine is getting the casing replaced. Again.
Jun 19
My poor knee!
Jun 17
Jon Wiley is a friend and all around awesome person. I highly recommend you come to this:
WE ARE THE WILEY: A Benefit for Jon Wiley
A circle of Brooklyn-based friends have joined together to throw a benefit for beloved, local musician, Jon Wiley. We Are the Wiley: A Benefit Concert for Jon Wiley will feature Adam Green, Lightspeed Champion, DJ Johnny Tropical, and Chairlift at The Shank—an art space and concert venue in Williamsburg, Brooklyn—on Thursday, July 9, 2009 at 8PM.
On March 5, 2009, professional guitarist, bassist, and keyboardist, Jon Wiley awoke without feeling or mobility in his arms and legs. He was subsequently diagnosed with multiple sclerosis and incurred more than $30,000 worth of medical bills for his week-long hospital stay. After a lengthy recovery process, Jon has regained most feeling in his limbs and has gone on in recent months to record and perform with Lightspeed Champion, Adam Green, and his solo project, SpaceCamp. However, he is still without the means to afford his own healthcare.
Join us to celebrate the extraordinary talent of Jon Wiley, and raise funds to cover the expenses of a musician in need. This is a concrete opportunity to help a friend who, like so many artists and musicians in the United States, lack affordable healthcare. Jon’s story highlights the importance of healthcare for every person and the value of living each day to the fullest.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
We Are the Wiley: A Benefit Concert for Jon Wiley
@The Shank
98 Bayard Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
CHAIRLIFT + LIGHTSPEED CHAMPION + ADAM GREEN w/DJ Set by Johnny Tropical
Doors at 8PM (all ages)
Tickets $15 - all proceeds go to Wiley’s medical bills.
To make a donation, go here:
http://wearethewiley.blogspot.com/
Jun 11
Why does some crazy cokehead I dated for a hot minute want to connect on LinkedIn?
UPDATE: Because I am an asshole, and can’t sleep, I replied to the network invitation with the following response (verbatim): “Uh, why?”
