January 2009
36 posts
Ways in which I am dumb: inviting someone to watch a porno in no way seems like a come on to me.
Do you live in New York? Are you competitive? Email me at lux at thatstrangegirl dot com.
[redacted]: i'm so behind
[redacted]: re: webshit
[redacted]: half the time
[redacted]: at parties i feel like my grandparents
Lux: awwww
Lux: most of it sucks
Lux: just say like
Lux: "oh, i was on that for a week, it sucked"
Lux: and people will nod
[redacted]: HAHAHAAHAHAH
[redacted]: this is why you're a web pro!!!!!
The New York Times loves its white whines. →
It’s so hard to be a successful writer! I have to think of ideas!
So this masseuse wrote to me on Facebook and was all, “I want to give you a free massage because you’re great,” and I was all thinking, “Sure, why not?” and then Michael Malice was all, “Bitch what?”
None of that is verbatim, but the point is, I want a free massage.
Actually, I think I totally get one when I finish paying off my laser layaway. Thank you,...
ESPN mentions Fleshbot. →
Take that, NY Times.
Oh my god… Penthouse TV on demand? My life will never be the same.
… no, wait.
It will. It will be exactly the same.
Sleeping all day (or until 3:30, as I did today) is always a bit depressing, as it makes me feel that I’ve wasted a large chunk of my weekend.
On the other hand, Meredith’s birthday party was bitchin’!
New favorite thing: pictures of women looking comically shocked and/or horrified by extraordinarily large penises.
SO FUNNY.
Who knew working at Domino's was so fun?... →
OMG AMATEUR NAKED PARTY
Well, shit.
This painting of me having a fight that was made, like, a million (translation: three and a half) years ago is going to be in an art show.
I guess I’ll be going to that.
“Love places not people.”
– Me, ages ago.
Amy Fisher to star in a pay-per-view porn special... →
NY Daily News: also not afraid to mention Fleshbot. Now if I can just get the NY Times, I’ll have the trifecta. Unfortunately, they’re afraid to mention Fleshbot.
Watch the first episode of "Secret Diary of a Call... →
Amy's Good Time [nypost.com] →
NY Post isn’t afraid to mention Fleshbot.
The girl with too many toys.
Okay, for serious, people:
I have too many sex toys.
I just got this enormous For Your Nymphomation toy chest, and it holds, like, half of my toys. That in and of itself wouldn’t be a huge deal, except I don’t even like a bunch of these toys.
Except, since they’ve been in my hooha, I can’t exactly sell them on Craigslist or give them away to friends.
I don’t know...
Amy Fisher: The Fleshbot Interview [fleshbot.com] →
Here it goes again.
I think I’m getting sick… again.
Is This Katy Perry Naked? You Decide.... →
I used to say that in the end times, we would all be employed by Gawker Media; now I think it’s more that in the end times, we will all be making porn.
Don’t think too hard about that one.
Today I did a phone interview with Amy Fisher.
The Amy Fisher.
It is vaguely disconcerting to get home from a party amd realize that it’s morning in your home time zone.
I mean, uh, woo, Vegas! AEE! Pornstars!
My boobs are Nina Hartley approved.
I am reading Elizabeth Wurtzel’s memoir of drug addiction just because, and though I find her annoying at times, she has some good lines.
But mostly I’m just amused that the book is basically an admission that she was high the entire time she was working on Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women, which, all things aside, kinda makes sense.