December 2011
2 posts
Investment Fucks And Sex Portfolios
When choosing a sex partner, many of us assume that we only need to think about their worth to us in the short term: how good are they at having sex? Will they be good, giving, and game? If we’re the sort of person interested in a relationship, will they be able to fulfill those current and future needs? But friends, I am here to tell you that there is more to it than that. The truly savvy...
Assorted subject lines found in my Drafts box.
once upon a time, i got naked on the internet for money.
bizarre racism!
I’ll drink extra goldschlager in your honor.
Re: stripper pole