The other day I got off the phone and went on my computer, only to notice that there was a trail of red all over my floor.
Then I realized that that red was blood.
Then I realized that my foot was bleeding.
It took my a surprisingly long time to locate the cut that was causing the bleeding (odd, given that it was a small but hardly hidden gash on the underside of my baby toe).
That’s the story. Ha ha.
