The Surprising Adventures Of Lux Alptraum

World's worst best person.
  • Lux: This guy who had a lot of child porn on his computer said his cat did it.
  • Auryn: Yay! Where can I get a cat like that?
  • Lux: You want a cat that will download child porn?
  • Auryn: Yeah, I mean it could probably do my dishes to.