The Surprising Adventures Of Lux Alptraum

World's worst best person.

To be honest, I had no idea that your company was subletting office space (and I’m still not entirely clear on what, exactly, it is that you do). And there’s a chance I wouldn’t even recognize you if we passed each other on the street (though I’m fairly certain you could say the same about me).

But I wanted you to know that I’m extremely grateful that you will be providing the free breakfast I look forward to enjoying. You’re a-okay in my book!