Knifin' around.

NYMag Asks Me Questions [nymag.com]

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:21:02 -0500

Apparently the maker of this did not remember that Jews LOVE...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:48:42 -0500

Apparently the maker of this did not remember that Jews LOVE hummus. Fucking food of Israel! (Which probably means it was stolen from the Arabs, but still.)

Worst mangling of my name ever. (Alpatrom? Seriously?) [mediaite.com]

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:41:24 -0400

Worst mangling of my name ever. (Alpatrom? Seriously?) [mediaite.com]

Thanks to the Frog and its resulting crickets which it is not eating (presumably because it is...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:04:20 -0400

Thanks to the Frog and its resulting crickets which it is not eating (presumably because it is...

Little known fact: in 2006, I won the title of Miss Congeniality at the Miss LEZ Pageant. I was...

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:24:11 -0400

Little known fact: in 2006, I won the title of Miss Congeniality at the Miss LEZ Pageant. I was...

Blogs: they’re made of maggots.

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:38:12 -0400

Blogs: they’re made of maggots.

Everyone wants to be me.

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:27:00 -0400

Everyone wants to be me.

In 24 hours and 40 minutes, I will be 27. Christ.

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 23:20:47 -0400

In 24 hours and 40 minutes, I will be 27. Christ.

I was a baby once. I forgot Mike asked me to post this.

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:07:53 -0400

I was a baby once. I forgot Mike asked me to post this.

“I’d rather make out with my Monroebot.”

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:47:20 -0400

“I’d rather make out with my Monroebot.”

Why do feminists hate robots? It’s the battle to end all time. [EDIT: The Futurama clip...

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:32:00 -0400

Why do feminists hate robots? It’s the battle to end all time. [EDIT: The Futurama clip...

He’s dirty dancing up in heaven now.

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:06:47 -0400

He’s dirty dancing up in heaven now.

Culinary geniusism.

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:09:28 -0400

So because I am generally awesome (and also a loyal customer), FreshDirect sent me these frozen,...

Dear people I don't actually know,

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:44:43 -0400

To be honest, I had no idea that your company was subletting office space (and I’m still not...

The Economist on the recession's effect on porn. Actually smart! [economist.com]

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:07:19 -0400

The Economist on the recession's effect on porn. Actually smart! [economist.com]

What are some sexy mainstream movies that came out in 2009?

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:16:04 -0400

No porn, pls.

See New York through my eyes. [timeoutny.com]

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:56:07 -0400

See New York through my eyes. [timeoutny.com]

Was your Gmail broken?

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:01:11 -0400

Mine wasn’t. You know why? Because I use Apple Mail to check my mail (I hate webbased email)....

"Being right is better than the sex."

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:40:55 -0400

“Being right is better than the sex.” - Words to live by from my former roommate Rob.

I upgraded to Snow Leopard.

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:04:51 -0400

I think my favorite part is the Quicktime redesign. Oh, and playing videos from their icons.